Recorded January through July, 2004.
All guitars and basses recorded direct using Line6 Pod Technology.
1. How Come The Wrong People Are Always In Charge? (3:27)
2. You're Living In A World Of Make-Believe With Flowers & Bells & Leprechauns & Magic Frogs With Funny Little Hats (3:56)
3. It's A Good Thing I Don't Have Super Brain Powers Or You'd Be In A Thousand Little Pieces Right Now (3:18)
4. They're Portable, They're Annoying & They Cost Three Dollars A Case (2:53)
5. I'm Trying To Contain An Outbreak Here & You're Drirving The Monkey To The Airport (4:27)
6. It's Almost Impossible To Concentrate In This Café With All These Leggy Belgian Girls Walking Around In Miniskirts (6:06)
7. God Has A Plan For Me And It Involves Puppets (2:26)
8. I Wish I Had Me Some Of Them Miracle Smart Pills (4:27)
9. I Got My Picture Taken, I Got Forty Dollars & I Get To Keep The Underwear (7:05)
10. There's Some Milk In The Fridge That's About To Go Bad… And There It Goes (8:07)
11. Every Word Out Of Your Mouth Is Like A Turd Falling In My Drink (2:59)
12. He Looks Interesting – And By Interesting I Mean Weird (1:36)
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